Tired of the same old holiday tunes year after year? Join us as we Rock around the Fractal Tree here at Tokutek.
We’ve fiddled with the chorus; won’t you join us?
Rockin’ around the Fractal Tree
(sung to the tune of Rockin’ around the Christmas Tree)
Rockin’ around the Fractal Tree
As the bits begin to hop
Leaves are full on trees that are not B
Our indexes cannot be stopped
Rockin’ around the Fractal Tree
Let the MySQL spirit ring
Time to compress all into an SSD
And watch out for the Merciless Ming
You will get a sensational feeling when you hear voices
singing
“No, not a fable; online changes done with alter table!”
Rockin’ around the Fractal Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone’s coding …