DELIMITER $$
-- Change the delimiter
DROP PROCEDURE IF EXISTS demo$$ -- Remove if
previously exists
CREATE PROCEDURE demo() -- Create
Stored Procedure
BEGIN
-- Start of
definition
DECLARE my_int INT;
-- Declare variables
DECLARE my_big_int BIGINT;
DECLARE my_text TEXT;
DECLARE my_name VARCHAR(30) --
Declare variables with
DEFAULT 'Rookie Dev';
-- default value set
SET my_int = 20;
-- Set variables to values …
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